You Don’t Need a Funnel. You Need a F*cking Witness.
This isn’t a funnel. (Okay, technically it is, but let’s not ruin the magic.)
It’s a no-BS, soul-resetting ritual for coaches, creatives, and intuitives
who are tired of sounding like a Canva quote card and ready to reclaim their real voice.
You look like you’ve got it together.
But secretly you’re wondering if your brand voice is a hostage situation.
This isn’t another strategy download.
It’s your soul’s way of saying, “Can we stop bullshitting now?”
It’s Not a Freebie. It’s a Firestarter.
(But please don’t use it to light your firepit—unless your content strategy is in there.)
You didn’t lose your voice. You suffocated it under SEO keywords, Instagram carousels, and coaching clichés that make you cringe.
This 7-minute reset is your brand detox. A truth-first, fluff-free invitation to stop performing and actually say the damn thing.
Inside, you’ll get:
✅ A short, reset ritual to slice through the static
✅A journal prompt that might lowkey make you cry (you’re welcome)
✅ One truth line that hits you in the chest and belongs on your homepage
✅ No funnels, no formulas, no “authenticity hacks” — just the
unfiltered you
“I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m pretty sure I’m not doing it like me.”
“If I write another ‘value-packed carousel,’ I’m going to astral project into traffic.”
“My content sounds like someone else... but with more crystals.”
“Where the hell did my voice go?”
“I don’t want a new strategy—I want a spiritual exorcism of my brand identity.”
If any of that hits too close to home?
You're exactly where you're supposed to be.
🔧 Step 1: Release the Brand Mask
(Yes, even the one with pretty fonts and 47 testimonials.)
🖊 Step 2: Write Like No One’s Watching
“What would I say if I wasn’t trying to sound like a coach?”
(Spoiler: It’s going to be 🔥.)
⚡ Step 3: Find the 'Truth Line'
One sentence. Raw. Real. Possibly tattoo-worthy. Definitely anchor-worthy.
💣 Step 4: Don’t Strategize It. Just Feel It.
There is no call-to-action here. Just a call back to yourself.
Turns Out You Can Burn Out and Still Be Deeply Insightful!
(Actual feedback. We didn’t make this up.)
“More effective than my last rebrand and 87% cheaper.”
— Some coach, probably
“Felt like Daniel climbed into my soul and threw cold water on my content strategy. I loved it.”
— Probably a recovering brand junkie
“7 minutes. 1 candle. 3 f-bombs. 1 breakthrough. I’m obsessed.”
— A highly aligned weirdo